I know I am fat.
It isn't a huge deal for me. I would rather not be fat, but I am. I am always saying I am going to lose weight, and one day I will. I believe it.
I know I am still pretty. I have my looks. That is what is important.
But...
Last night I was sitting with a packet of sweets. I was lying on the couch, stretched out like the lord and master.
Sam had been winding me up all night, making noises and then pretending he hadn't heard them etc etc. Very funny. MMMMmmmm, anyway.
So, as the night wore on, I sat up, deep in conversation, and then realised that I had lost the packet of sweets. I thought Sam had somehow taken them from me, right under my nose.
Then, as I looked around me, I realised that as I moved against the couch I was on, I heard a rustle.
It was the tell tale rustle of the sweet packet.
I then proceeded to explore the cavities of the couch, with no luck. I was saying to Sam that it had to be in the couch, as when I moved against it, I could hear the rustle.
I then stood up, with the determined intention of taking the couch to pieces...
...When the sweet packet fell to the floor at my feet...from the fold of my belly that had formed on my upper thigh.
I lost the packet of sweets...in my fat.
In my fat!
Sam laughed. He laughed a lot. He wondered out loud if I had a loaf of bread under the other side, or even a snickers bar in my belly button.
In my fat!
I now have a re-newed conviction to lose weight.
Thursday, 25 February 2010
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Me thinks you are exaggerating a wee bit... afterall, I just saw you in the video and you were adorable as I said.
Nah, I am fat. Honestly. I just look good. I am 18 stone!
Was the packet empty? Had you forgotten that you ate them? That would have been funny.
I'm 16 stone and can't see much down south.
I don't think I'll ever lose it unless I get sick.
Good luck on your attempt.
Haha! Oh, dear! That story reminds me of the one Bill Cosby once told when he had just got out of the shower and had dropped his towel. When he reached down to retrieve it, a full cup of water came out of his NAVEL!! He declared that THAT was the moment he decided he had gained too much weight!!
It was probably just the way you were sitting, right?
Thanks Gregory, no the packet was still half full.
:-(
Anything FANM, that is kind to give me an out - might have been my positioning, but still a sign I need to do something.
Will join a gym soon.
Oh dear :o(
LOL... oh dear... sensitive subject matter but you've got me laughing over here. That's no small feat today! ;o)
Once, a friend told me I had something on my shirt. I looked down... nope, nothing on my shirt! I thought she was just teasing me and then she said "no look... on the blue stripe!"
Well jeez, I couldn't even SEE a blue stripe! Turns it was the stripe right beneath my boobs. hehe
Strange, I don't even know how food GOT there. Usually doesn't make it past cleavage level. ;o)
Couldn't argue with that even if I wanted to! :o)
Mrs D (3 men)...wow! Over half way to your goal. Well done.
It isn't easy, I know!
You must be so pleased. Any secret tips?
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