What's Better? - X Versus Y

What is better? X or Y?

This, of course, is a serious debate. We must get to the bottom of this disconcerting issue forthwith.

In today's social climate, can we, as a people, as a society and community, afford to allow this controversy to rage on without address?

Well, here we are, setting the world to rights.

Ladies, gentlemen, and those late attenders at the back, who think you can sneak in without notice, welcome.

What is better? X or Y? Raise your hands please, if you have a conviction either way...

Exactly!

X is better. It is clear.

Yes, I concede that Y has some positives in our world.

I am a man, only because of my Y chromosome. I am also grateful to the Y chromosome for all those other handsome men out there, living among us.

Then there is the wonderful and talented Annie Lennox, famous for singing about Y.



But, dear people, dear lovers and non-fighters, X is far ahead in the race for superiority.

The letter X helps us find treasure. X marks the spot!


It is a woman's world, with all things female having supreme and gentle dominance over our Earth. Women have twice as many X chromosomes to highlight and celebrate this.

In Ancient Greece, where our evolved society began to truly advance, the letter X was written as "Chi", which we all know is also the word the highly intelligent Chinese use to refer to that ubiquitous energy, also known as "life force".

Often, the wonderful letter X, is used as a substitute for a noun, when the actual noun is unknown or inappropriate, e.g. Mr X slid the file purposefully into his case.

In brief conclusion, fellow gentle folk, X is versatile, sexy and stylised in appearance, and is an asset to the English alphabet.

X breathes life into our language.

I happily hand the floor over to you, the people, to contribute to our life-changing discussion and exploration, of the ramifications of X being greater than Y.

I leave you, however, with the current pop-cultural custom of sending kisses, to all you dear, beautiful people.